February 2012
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bro, just give me some sex. like now. right now.
mmm.
besides that blunt statement, hi c: I got back this weekend from those fifteens in miami and whatever &i actually kinda enjoyed myself. the one cousin i like was nice to me and danced with me most of the night, i was glad she was there c: we made plans to hang out and be friends and all that good shit doe~ the next day i got to hang out with my older cousins, that was fun...
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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causeeee i had to. &i can. okay. fuck you lol.
200: My middle name is: Maria
199: I was born in: Miami, FL
198: I am really: sad. all the time.
197: My cell phone company is: T-Mobile
196: My eye color is: Brown
195: My shoe size is: 7. or 4 in kids.
194: My ring size is: 8.5
193: My height and weight are: 5’3” &way too much
192: I am allergic to: chocolate. latex. a shit load of something else.
191: My 1st car was: its...
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neil patrick harris is the most adorable thing...
Is what I say to myself as I watch Dr. Horrible’s sing-Along Blog. I’m definitely downloading this soundtrack in a few minutes.
I love this. Because he is perfect. I love his singing -pinches cheeks- c: I totally wish that he wasn’t gay so that at least my irrational celebrity crush isn’t all the more irrational because he’s not even my same sexuality....
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bro, can tumblr please stop posting shit for me, i...
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Oliver: You re-wrote Jesus' death?
Hal: It was so violent, we need new stories
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